Shock! Horror! Nudity hits Tower Hamlets

RULE: Guests are required to wear robe and footwear in all public areas. Bathing costumes are to be worn at all times in all areas.

The management of Hall York London Spa is very pleased to have eliminated all elements of nudity and nakedness within our establishment. (Except maybe, when people are changing out of their street clothes and into our compulsory uniforms, but don't worry, we are working on that problem!).

So you can imagine how pissed off we were to discover that blatant nudity is alive and well in Tower Hamlets. Those evil anarchists at the British Heart Foundation have put up some enormous posters exposing a picture of a man who has probably recently gone swimming in the sea NAKED. This is disgusting - the human body is a vile thing and something to be ashamed about. (That's why we want everyone to wrap up). And as for this "30 a day" promotion campaign - it suggests things like walking up stairs and getting off the bus one stop early to get exercise. Where is the profit margin in that? How can we be expected to line our pockets if the British Heart Foundation is going about giving out free information on how to get healthy without our expensive "health plan". It won't do, we must make up some more rules and ban it!