MORE RULES: Silence! or be afraid, be very afraid!

Guests are required to wear robe and footwear in all public areas. Bathing costumes are to be worn at all times in all areas.

Despite the wonderful contributions from Borat Sagdiyev and George Galloway (see below) patrons to the Spa York Hall London remain confused as to what is appropriate attire in the sauna and spa area. The management of London Hall York Spa are proud to announce that we have secured the services of another esteemed statesman - Mr Bean - to model the type of bathing costumes which will provide the necessary sort of coverage within the thermal experience.


Please keep voice levels to a minimum level to preserve the sense of tranquillilililillity.

Our model, Mr Bean, remains absolutely silent and is indicative of the sort of guest who we will welcome in the York London Hall Spa. Common and garden eastenders and working class Cockneys with raised voices will not be made welcome (Why the hell do you think we set the tarrifs so high?)